Spencer Smith attempts to blind the sun.

He succeeds.

Spencer Smith starts his period.

On his new white sheets.

Spencer Smith deepthroats a chip.

Spencer Smith tries to squish Ian Crawford.

Spencer Smith is at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Spencer Smith is told that he must do a full-body pat-down in order to enter the aircraft.

Spencer Smith uses Ryan Ross’ boner to itch the back of his head.

Spencer Smith divorces his facial hair in a highly publicized legal battle in which his facial hair states that it is much happier with Brendon Urie.

Things are a little awkward now.

Spencer Smith examines a tampon.

Spencer Smith uses his thighs to hold a frail, decrepit flamingo in place while it searches for its lost contact.